Getting Obstreperous

Enough Already! (a rant)

Isn't it enough that I have to hold on to the railing walking down stairs or need to let GuntherDog lead the way so I don't fall over him and break my neck?

Isn't it enough already that that scruff-of-a-dog refuses to come down himself until I pat and pet the royal dog's head on the top landing of the stairs?

Isn't enough that no one feels a damn thing for an orphan who gets medicare and/or collects Social Security?

Isn't it enough that I have more than a half dozen Doctors all younger than me?

Isn't it enough that symptoms seem to grow in number year after year?

Apparently not for, apparently, we Players in the Last Quarter have to listen to  all kinds of rot ... day after day!

... Anthony Weiner explaining why Oscar Mayer runs his campaign for mayor?

.... why it's just dandy that the Mayor of San Diego, der Linder Torte, has been accused of asking his female staffers to come to work without undies?

... why it is fine for the Governor of Virginia to take what appear to be bribes?

... why infant mortality in USA is maybe 30th in the world of civilized nations?

... why our education system lags behind requiring us to import both field laborers and IT professionals and Physicians to do our skilled and unskilled labor?

... why the 2nd Ammendment guarantees the right to own an armed B52?

... why it takes two claw-foot tubs and four hours for a couple to have sex, nowadays? (with nobody able or willing to explain to me how in the Harry Houdini that's done! ... Maybe I should ask Eliot Spitzer?)

... and why the hell it's gotten so damn hot, these days? (According to the Dems, it's technology out of control; according to the Publicans, it's either just part of cosmic cycles or else God's revenge on Sinners, Infidels and Homosexuals)

Any case ... this Senior Citizen has had enough, already, and supports an ammendment to the US Constitution requiring that members of Congress and the Senate sign an oath requiring them to have sex in just one tub at a time and to lose anything that lasts more than 4 hours!

Geez! Just, Go see Alice!

(Sorry for the rant! Was a tough day, yesterday. I dreamed last night of Flux and soldering; sounds like a sexual dream to me! Whoopee! Whoever dreamed up Flux was among the brilliant innovators of history. For the uninitiated? Flux is the Petro-Gel one smears on both surfaces of a joint just before soldering. The idea is that the Flux rapidly reduces in volume as the pipe is heated, rendering a vacuum which will suck the melted solder evenly into the joint ... yielding a 50+ year seal. Now, why can't my doctors be elegant in their thinking and brilliant like that inventor.  Dang! The Docs would stick a tube into the tiny space to watch and be seen with jaw dropped/mouth agape/without a clue, telling the pipes to come back in ten years.)